re: "Bonde" Jokes from Karl Strickland

Melvin Klassen (KLASSEN@UVVM.UVIC.CA)
Tue, 30 May 95 12:07:35 PDT

On Mon, 29 May 18:25 +0100, Karl Strickland <karl@bagpuss.demon.co.uk>, wrote:
>Blonde Jokes
>How do you drive a blonde crazy?
>Why do you take ablonde [sic] shopping with you?
>Why does a blonde wear panties?
>How does a blond turn on the lights after having sex?
>What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
>What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
>What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
>Why did the blonde have a bruised belly-button?
>How do you give a blonde more headroom?
>How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
>How did the blonde get hurt raking leaves?
>How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
>What did the blonde say after her boyfriend blew in her ear?
>What do you call 10 blondes standing side by side?
>What do you call a circle of blondes?
>How do you drown a blond?
>What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
>What goes VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM!
>What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?
>What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
>What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
>What does a blond say when she opens a box of Cheerios?
>Where does a blonde wash her hair?
>How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
>What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
>Why did the blonde have a hard time making Kool-Aid?
>Why couldn't the blond make ice-cubes?
>What is a blonde's mating call?
>What is the brunette's mating call?
>Why don't blondes like to wear hoop earrings?
>What do you have when there are three blondes in a corner?
>How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?
>What do you call a virgin blonde?
>What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
>Why don't they give blondes coffee breaks?
>If a blonde and a brunette fell from a building at the same time,
>who would hit the ground first?
>How do a blonde's brain cells die?
>Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
>What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
>What do blondes and turtles have in common?
>What's the other difference between a blonde and a 747?
>What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
>How do you know when a blonde is having her period?
>Why did the blonde have a square chest?
>Did you hear about the blond who lost 85% of her brains?
>Why can't blonde's [sic] fart?
>What does a blonde say in the morning?
>What did the blonde say after having sex?
>What do you call a dozen blondes in the freezer?
>How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
>Why do bondes [sic] drive BMW's?
>What do a group of blondes have in common?
>Why did the blonde get 17 other people together to see a movie?
>Why do blondes poof their hair so high?
>Why was the blonde happy when she finished the puzzle in a week?
>What do blondes and computers have in common?
>What is the definition of gross ignorance?
>What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
>What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
>Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the m&m factory?
>What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
>What do you call the skeleton of a blonde found in a closet?
>How do you confuse a blonde?
>What do a blonde and a bowling ball have in common?
>Source--Unknown

Well, Karl, that's one way of removing your ID from the BUGTRAQ mailing-list,
i.e., off-topic postings.

While we're on the topic of removal, could the list-owner please delete my ID?
I'm going on vacation, and will use the URL:

    http://WWW.EECS.NWU.EDU/~jmyers/bugtraq/index.htm

to catch-up on my reading, upon my return.