On Mon, 29 May 18:25 +0100, Karl Strickland <karl@bagpuss.demon.co.uk>, wrote: >Blonde Jokes >How do you drive a blonde crazy? >Why do you take ablonde [sic] shopping with you? >Why does a blonde wear panties? >How does a blond turn on the lights after having sex? >What do you call a brunette between two blondes? >What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? >What is the difference between a blond and a 747? >Why did the blonde have a bruised belly-button? >How do you give a blonde more headroom? >How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? >How did the blonde get hurt raking leaves? >How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? >What did the blonde say after her boyfriend blew in her ear? >What do you call 10 blondes standing side by side? >What do you call a circle of blondes? >How do you drown a blond? >What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? >What goes VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM! >What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb? >What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant? >What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? >What does a blond say when she opens a box of Cheerios? >Where does a blonde wash her hair? >How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? >What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? >Why did the blonde have a hard time making Kool-Aid? >Why couldn't the blond make ice-cubes? >What is a blonde's mating call? >What is the brunette's mating call? >Why don't blondes like to wear hoop earrings? >What do you have when there are three blondes in a corner? >How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? >What do you call a virgin blonde? >What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? >Why don't they give blondes coffee breaks? >If a blonde and a brunette fell from a building at the same time, >who would hit the ground first? >How do a blonde's brain cells die? >Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? >What do blondes and cow pies have in common? >What do blondes and turtles have in common? >What's the other difference between a blonde and a 747? >What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? >How do you know when a blonde is having her period? >Why did the blonde have a square chest? >Did you hear about the blond who lost 85% of her brains? >Why can't blonde's [sic] fart? >What does a blonde say in the morning? >What did the blonde say after having sex? >What do you call a dozen blondes in the freezer? >How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? >Why do bondes [sic] drive BMW's? >What do a group of blondes have in common? >Why did the blonde get 17 other people together to see a movie? >Why do blondes poof their hair so high? >Why was the blonde happy when she finished the puzzle in a week? >What do blondes and computers have in common? >What is the definition of gross ignorance? >What do you call a blonde with half a brain? >What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? >Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the m&m factory? >What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes? >What do you call the skeleton of a blonde found in a closet? >How do you confuse a blonde? >What do a blonde and a bowling ball have in common? >Source--Unknown Well, Karl, that's one way of removing your ID from the BUGTRAQ mailing-list, i.e., off-topic postings. While we're on the topic of removal, could the list-owner please delete my ID? I'm going on vacation, and will use the URL: http://WWW.EECS.NWU.EDU/~jmyers/bugtraq/index.htm to catch-up on my reading, upon my return.